Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Hollyweird is in Trouble!





I read two articles this week from two of Hollywood’s biggest icons, Dustin Hoffman and Michael Douglas where they discussed the state of Hollywood and the movie industry.  I have to admit that they are saying the same things that we have commented about and have been discussing for quite some time now.  Also, for this to come from two veterans who know the industry inside and out, speaks loads. They also have the awards and accolades to back up the knowledge of their craft.  Both make some interesting, yet very valid points.  Hollyweird is in trouble!!!

First oft (to quote “Big Hutch”), Dustin Hoffman points out that the cinema is the worst it has been in 50 years.  He said that it is at the lowest point it has been in the half a century that he has been working.  He stated that actually television is the best it has been and movies are at the worst.  Mostly because of the demands that have been placed on directors to put out these projects so quickly where the only emphasis seems to be on the almighty dollar as opposed to actually putting out a decent project.  “It’s hard to believe you can do good work for the little amount of money these days,” he said.  This speaks to why, instead of coming up with original material, the industry seems to have a severe case of sequelitis!  Also, there is a strong emphasis on whether your films make money as opposed to the actual quality of the films.  In my opinion this speaks loads as to why we have been getting an incessant array of garbage from the movie industry and it is being rammed down our throats.

Second oft, is Michael Douglas who speaks of why we are seeing mostly British and Australian actors in American movies now days.  This is also something we have touched on and I actually posted about a couple of weeks ago.  It is as if the industry does not think that our American actors are convincing playing Americans.  WTF!  That speaks loads as to what they actually think of our current crop of American actors.  Michael Douglas points out that social media is causing American actors to lose out on roles because they appear to be more obsessed with their image as oppose to studying their craft.  Which I absolutely agree with.  British and Australian actors take their training far more seriously than their American counterparts, which is why damn near every British and Australian actor can do a convincing, if not flawless American accent, but how many American actors can do a convincing accent of any kind other than American.  Case in point, the movie Phantom which stars David Duchovny and Ed Harris.  The movie is about a covert mission led by Russian soldiers which was intended to actual incite World War III and blame it on the Chinese.  Now the concept, in and of itself sounds cool and I think it may have been loosely based on a true story.  However, the entire cast was played by American actors, of which I have no issue, but when the American actors are too lazy to even attempt a Russian accent, you have to say WTF!  I mean not one American actor bothered to attempt a Russian accent, which took you totally out of the story because you sometimes forgot that they were even supposed to be Russian.  You can best believe, if the cast were played by British or Australian actors, a Russian accent would not have been an issue.  If you want a good laugh, then I suggest you rent this flick. 




This represents the state of the movie industry!  The actors seem to be more concerned with being famous than actually pursuing their craft.



The Female Perspective

DC has the floor- Don't screw it up!




Competition is defined as the activity or condition of competing; or an event or contest where people compete.

Marvel and DC have been in competition for years.  Whether in comics and animated movies to competing to have certain artist and writers work exclusively for their company.  There has always been, a mostly friendly rivalry between the two comic book giants.

The shift has moved now to competing with their cinematic universe.  DC in the late 70's and early 80's was way out in front of this.  There are two very good Superman movies from that time and in the late 80's, DC gave us a Batman movie that we could all be proud of( speak not of any Bat sequels)


















At this time, Marvel was killing DC in comics but because of some shaky financial dealings, movie rights for their characters were all over the place and the attempts to make a movie, were few and far between- outside of terrible Hulk televised movies.  But we did get a Fantastic Four movie that no one will ever forget( but not in the good way) and a Captain America movie that we would also all like to forget!





















Then Marvel goes dormant in the movie making through the 1990's until Fox releases X-men in 2000 and then Sony releases Spider-Man in 2002 and ushers in this new era of superhero movies 
(even though Marvel has very little say in either of those movies).  



DC on the other hand, in the early 2000's is floundering.  The Superman franchise is dead after 2 horrible sequels in the 80's and being in developmental hell in the 1990's!  Batman is more successful but they run it into the ground with Batman and Robin and now they are playing catch up to Marvel( Sony and Fox, really).  And DC get stuck here for a while. In an attempt to restart their classic heroes, DC makes Batman Begins in Superman Returns in 2006. 





Batman is successful and spawns one hugely successful sequel and, depending upon who you ask, a competent 3rd movie.  Superman Returns is not well received or accepted and now one of DC's biggest heroes is back on the movie sidelines.Wonder Woman, the 3rd part of their super hero Trinity, is stuck in developmental and when  DC attempts to expand the universe with a Green Lantern movie in 2011, it fails miserably.

Within this same time frame in the late 1990's and  early 2000's, Marvel had reacquired many of the rights to their heroes and began putting out movies under the Marvel Studios banner ( with mixed results).  In 1998, they release Blade and its a surprise hit for the studio.   In 2003, we get the Hulk and Daredevil- both of which were not great movies.  Fox, releases a Fantastic Four movie in 2005 which is also not very good. This was followed by an Elektra movie, A Punisher movie, and Blade sequels. Marvel was making movies, but they were all over the place in terms of characters and success  Then  Marvel changes their structure to having one man oversee their movie franchises- his name is Kevin Feige and he organizes a plan for Marvel to create a Marvel Cinematic Universe that opens Marvel to using many of the characters to which they hold they hold movie rights.  The first hero to roll out is Iron-Man in 2008 and this opens the flood gates to the Marvel Cinematic Universe we know today- especially after Disney buys Marvel in 2009.

DC, after the Nolan Batman trilogy ends in 2012, sees how successful Marvel Cinematic is and reboots Superman again with Man of Steel in 2013( to mixed results). But this also starts the process of DC wanting to open their universe and characters to movie franchises.  The first movie under this new directive is Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice.  This movie will have Wonder Woman in it, as well as ( if you believe rumors), many other heroes from the DC universe.  This comes on top of their announcements to make a Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, Cyborg, and 2 Justice League movies. Of course, this was made AFTER Marvel announced their next phase of movies.... Its all competition.

This all leads to Comi-con in San Diego this week.  Marvel announced early they were not going to rent the "big room" to preview any of their movies.  This may be due to the fact that they have D23 expo coming up- Disney's own version of comic-con. Or they may not feel the need to present as they have built up enough fan trust over the last few years.  I am not sure.  Then word comes out, Star Wars( also owned by Disney) will not be presenting any new footage either at comi-con.

This leave DC the floor to present their footage and any and all information without Marvel( Disney) coming in to steal their thunder.  I hope DC knocks it out the park! I have my issues with DC and how I feel they are rushing this DC cinematic universe.  I think its too much too soon and it may cause serous damage to their franchises moving forward if they mess it up.  But lets say they don't and they handle this well and roll out a well done and well received Batman V Superman movie.  It changes the landscape for us as movie fans because Marvel( Disney) will be forced to see them as a legit rival( which they don't right now).  This new level of competing will force Marvel( Disney) to raise their level and to be honest, Marvel Cinematic has gotten lazy over the last few years. Guardians was a good movie but Iron Man 3 and Age of Ultron were fat and bloated sequels that you could tell needed some work on scripts and acting.  DC performing well will force Marvel to step up their game and we all benefit from that!

So DC the floor is yours! Don't mess it up!

-The Producer

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Retro game system players

Did you like playing Atari? Nintendo? Sega?
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Atari-http://www.virtualatari.org/
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Also, please check out our article on gaming in the 80's and vote on our poll at the bottom of the page

Gaming in the 80's

Gaming in the 80's: Atari and beyond

























If you have Netflix, you may want to check this documentary out about the rise and fall of Atari. Now you have to be of a certain age to know and understand what Atari was and what it meant and the documentary does a great job demonstrating that.

Back in the 80's and I mean like 1980, Atari was what Nintendo, and Sony Playstation, and Xbox are now.  They were the first in home gaming system that allowed you to play video games at home and not at the arcade.  Originally, games like Pong were popular with the system but later on versions of popular arcade games like Pac Man, Donkey Kong, Asteroids, Frogger, and Centipede could be played at the crib and all you needed was this gaming system, a very rudimentary tv hook up, and a joy stick. When you look at the design now, it seems so basic but this was some powerful shit for the late 70's, early 80's.

So obviously Big Hutch and I wanted one and dropped subtle and not so subtle hints all the time to try and get one.  We was extra good and nice to each other, cleaned our room( by putting shit in the closets), did our chores. But most obviously, we would play the Atari every time we went to Sears because they had it hooked up inside the store and beg for it when they made us leave.  We probably looked something like this:



We got ours in 1979. We would have gotten it earlier but I got some bad interim reports and report cards and was punished by my 'rents by delaying that purchase.  Once we got it, we played it... alot.  We played before school, after school, before dinner, after dinner.... you get the picture.  We wore them joysticks out on all kinds of games.  And kids, back then, the games only cost like 20-25 dollars- none of this $60 junk. And even tho that was alot of money to our 'rents back then, it seemed to be worth it to them to keep us off the streets and in the house where they did not have to worry about what we was doing( we was playing video games)!  And our house became a landing spot for our neighborhood friends.  We played games all the time on our system or they would bring their games and play them at our house.  In 1980, we were living the dream!

This documentary captures that feeling we had as players- just from the designers and developers perspective.  These dudes was rock stars and was living a nerd life that most nerds could only dream of.  They partied, drank and smoked weed, they played and designed games.... man they even had groupies! Video game groupies!!!

But like all good things, they do come to an end.  On our side, new gaming systems that had better graphics and playability had come out.  Some people got the Intellivision but we wound up going with the Colecovision.  Now if you had Coleco, you know its graphics for mid 80's was extra tight and it made Atari look like...well look like Atari. And Atari tried to keep up by releasing the new Atari 5200, but Coleco had better games and we just moved on from Atari as we got older.  Sensing that shift, Atari attempted to rebrand itself and started to take chances with their Atari system by making more original games, along with the arcade versions of games.  This is when Pac-man for Atari comes out, as well as Space Invaders - which were the two most popular games in the early 80's.  But they looked terrible and played even worse.  



Atari also begin to license out video games based on popular movie franchises and in 1982, the biggest movie in the world was ET.  Atari, taking a gamble because they were losing ground to new gaming systems, agreed to make an Atari version of this game.  If you see the movie, the people at Atari were given a 5 week deadline to make this video games so they could sell it at Christmas time. At this time, a game took at least 6 months to develop.  But the people at Atari worked and got the game out... and it was terrible.  We had a copy! The in game play was poor but more than anything, it was crazy glitchy and was not a game you wanted to play over and over.



Atari produced over 2 million copies of the game and when it did not sell, they were stuck with them. Over 700,000 copies of a game that no one wanted.  So what did they do?  They buried them. Literally!  In a dump in Arizona, they buried copies of ET  and other poorly sellling games and the documentary is based upon that dump and the fall of Atari.

This is less a movie review than a look back at gaming in the 80's.  From Atari, to Colecovision, to Nintendo, to Sega for Big Hutch and I, gaming has always been a part of our black nerd experience. I know we went outside and played sports and went to school, but most of my 80's memories are tied to gaming in our house( and professional rasslin') Even today, I have a son who loves games and we do retro gaming nights every Tuesday on the Playstation 2.  To see my son play Pac Man, Joust,  and Root Beer Tapper always brings a smile to my face and allows he and I to connect on a different level as father and son.

So what was your favorite 80's gaming system?
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Atari: Game Over Trailer



-The Producer










Monday, July 6, 2015

Podcast 3: The Matrix





We dive deep into the Matrix on this weeks podcast.  Join Little Hutch, Big Hutch, and the Female Perspective as discuss the groundbreaking movie and how it still influences movies and pop culture today!

Podcast 3: The Matrix

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Redbox Movie Review: The Boy Next Door





In our continued series of movies from Redbox that we watch for you so you can decide if you want to rent it from Redbox, we watched the Boy Next Door starring Jennifer Lopez. So is it work your $1.50.

In a word NO.  IN two words, HELL NO!  If you know me well enough, you know that I enjoy campy movies and I have been known to partake in very long Lifetime movie marathons which are essentially the same movie over and over again with women in distress( I am not sure what that says about me).

I know alot of fellas wanted to see this movie because of J Lo.  And she looks good in the movie.  But if you are expecting to see "something" you are going to be sadly disappointed which makes the movie even worse.  J Lo plays a teacher who is going through a divorce( side brotha note... how come JLo ain't never married to no minorities in these movies?) and when the new neighbor moves in to take care of his ailing uncleshe has a one night stand with him and then he goes nuts after getting some and the movie spirals from there.  The movie never explains where the uncle goes after a brief hospital stay or why this kid is a psychopath. I guess J-Lo's  the ill na na just turned him out!  That's pretty much the only explanation you can come to based on the movie.

It goes through all the scenes you would imagine from a Fatal Attraction rip off, minus the cooked bunny.  The ending is outrageously ridiculous and worse than any movie you may see on Lifetime.  And that is the biggest problem- the movie did not embrace the camp.  If you are going to be this outrageous, over the top, camp-fest, embrace it.  It toes the line between camp and taking itself too seriously and the movie falls so flat.

I would pass on this one, ya'll.  Use that $1.50 to buy a lotto ticket or something!

Saturday, July 4, 2015

How You Like Your Ribs




     This goes out to the nigh extinct creature know as Barbeques -Brotherus. Last seen in the late 20th century suffering from smoke inhalation from  breathing in hours of burning charcoal. These Brothas and/or Sistas sat up for two days buying, fileting, and marinating ribs, making hamburger patties, shucking corn, and creating pies from scratch.

      On this one day, we all should try to be that black hero of the family. If you still  have one of these members in your family, show them some love. They do/did what they do/did because they  wanted to see their family happy and fat.